Things I’ve Asked People in the Name of Art
- Can I bury something in your garden?
- Where can I get archival gloves?
- Could you please ejaculate on a piece of paper and take a photograph of it for me?
- Do you have a tea-trolley I could borrow?
- Can I ink up your hands?
- How do you sew autopsy sutures?
- Can I buy 25 metres of adhesive bandages?
- Do you have a spare surgical trolley?
- Would you pose in your underwear for me?
- Where can I find decent photos of dead people?
- Can I have a piece of your hair?
