Why People Think I’m Lesbian
Fun diagrams illustrating all the ‘evidence’ of my supposed lesbianity (which, to be honest, has been mounting since I was about ten). I am a generally awkward human being though, so I tend to do stuff like the following:
^ I’ve done this so often it’s my trademark..
One of the girls was a friend who’d come out of a serious breakup. I was just happy to see her in a new relationship…
What? She was pretty ….
^ I never know how to react in these situations.. The best I can do is try make a joke ˜(which, I’ve been told, only eggs them on) or get tongue-tied and make odd noises.
Nobody will ever understand the affection female friends will have for each other…
^ as soon as this happened I texted my male friend to flaunt how pimp I am. Seriously, I had just met this girl like twenty minutes before and she bared her naked crotch to me.
It was a great leg sleeve though.
Because why draw naked boys when you can draw naked girls??
These are only some examples; others include (but are not limited to):
- my terrible sense of humour
- unconsciously ‘flirting’ with people (this apparently applies to both sexes though)
- cutting my waist-length hair off and then shaving parts my head a year later
- wearing men’s clothing
- being a supporter of LGTBI people and rights
Anyway, I don’t particularly mind very much what people think of my sexual orientation.