So the forms I’m filling out asked what I’d do with endless money.
I’d emigrate to Sweden and give up on the idea of a job and just make art all day. A personal trainer who was also a circus performer in her young and reckless days would teach me Lyra hoop and wire-walking to stop my body from decomposing as I sit around drawing all the time. Periodically I’d whizz off to various exciting places and spend forever going around Natural History and Science museums, watching endless planetarium shows and sashaying through butterfly parks while eating chocolate-covered goji berries. After dumping enormous piles of money on scientists I’d have a biomechanical hand so that I could continue pole-dancing whilst also funding the creation of a fossil-fuel free method of swift transport so that my friends could fly to my forest home for midnight ambient- and prog-rock concert/picnics. I’d build a completely earth-friendly house up a tree, fill it with light and cats, and bring my best friend to live in a nearby treehouse. We would zipline to each other’s homes, cackling gleefully; and make frequent pilgrimages to Disney World.
I would also consider getting my scientist friends to clone enormous sofa-sized bunnies that could be used as furniture, but eventually abandon the idea for ethical reasons.
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About to go to my first Masters seminar. After struggling through teaching and an injury to my dominant wrist that persisted for a whole year (doing physio now so it’s fine) I’m excited to get back into art.